A janitor I remember from Cleveland Elementary. Identifying Characteristic: Mexi-fro, pube-stache, pot-belly. ![]() He's also got a sort of round, cup-like face, and of course a huge gut, creating a resemblance to King Hippo of Mike Tyson's Punchout fame.īartolo Colon is nobody's favorite player. It's reminiscent of Andre the Giant, not well known for his good looks (but seemingly much more personable, and athletic for that matter). There's this horrible gericurl Mexi-fro that always sticks out from under his tiny cap like a neglected Chia pet.Īnd this pencil-thin grayish, pube-like "mustache" that he refuses to shave. His baseball-reference page is un-sponsored. Has been in the league for like 20 years and still doesn't speak English as far as I know. Nobody as far as I can tell, has ever been a fan of Bartolo Colon. Santana had more innings, strikeouts, complete games, shutouts, lower whip, lower ERA, scored with more chicks, cured more sick children and adopted more stray puppies than Bartolo that year, yet, well, we know how it turned out. I don’t want to look at a man’s mouth and see a vagina. Because it’s a problem if he’s growing it above his lip for fun. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard. ![]() It doesn't help that this guy won a Cy Young Award that he blatantly didn't deserve, getting the nod over Johan Santana for the 2005 award, simply because he had 20 wins. Matt Damon pube stache at Green Zone New York premiere Matt’s little hairs Posted by Lainey on at 1:13 AM For a role It’s always for a role.
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